Tinder Pickup Lines

Most Used Tinder Pickup Lines

Some of the pickup lines that will help you to impress any girls or boys:

Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
May be you can help me. I forgot my password to my account and when I hit “password hint” it keeps telling me “[his/her name]’s phone number”. Think you can help me out.
My favorite thing to do is cuddle and watch Netflix. It’s like cuddling and watching Netflix, but with [her Name].
How do you pronounce your phone number?
Hey did you know that you could make a decent living selling hot dogs, because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Congratulations [her name]! You just won a free trip to anywhere in the world, leaving in 24 hours, where’s your private jet touching down.
I am trying to figure out how to correctly pronounce your name. Got to be honest- debating between a few options here. I’m just gonna call you “cupcake”. You cool with that?
Save water, shower with a friend!
You don’t know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We’re a match on Tinder, and So I think we should screw.
They say Tinder is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
We’re a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
You’ve got the best smile on tinder. I bet you use Crest.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
You’re so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.
What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
Did you grow up on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Damn Girl is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You want to come over for Thanksgiving? Because I’m gonna stuff your turkey.
Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
Your body is a Wonderland and I’d like to be Alice.

These are some best tinder pickup lines that you could use it for impressing girls, women, men.

Tinder Gold

All About Tinder Gold

Tinder Gold is a subscription offer which provides you the premium features such as unlimited like and unlimited rewinds. Some of the extra feature in Tinder Gold than in Tinder app are as follows

Unlimited Likes
Rewind Last Swipe
5 super Likes Per Day
1 Boost Each Month
Passport to Swipe Around the World
See who Likes You

Tinder Subscription Plans

These are some of the additional features that you will get beside the normal Tinder by subscription of the Tinder Gold. But these subscriptions are no for free you will need to pay according to your subscriptions.

Month to Month Subscription Package

If you choose to select the month to month subscription package then you will need to pay once in a month. You will need to pay $14.99 per month if you select this package.

Six Month Subscription Package

If you choose to select the six month subscription package then you will be immediately charged for six month and then after every six month you will need to renew your subscription. You will need to pay $8.84 per month if you select this package.

Twelve Month Subscription Package

If you choose to select the twelve month subscription package then you will be immediately charged for twelve month and then after every twelve month you will need to renew your subscription. You will need to pay $6.92 per month if you select this package.

Steps To Subscribe Tinder Gold

If you want to upgrade from tinder to tinder gold, then you can simply follow the following simple steps:

At first you will need to open the Tinder app, but before that be sure you are connected to internet.
Once you open the Tinder app at first you will get to see other Tinder user around your locality. But to upgrade you will just need to ignore these things. You will just need to search for the account icon on your mobile screen.
You will get to see an account icon on the top left of your mobile screen, now you will just need to tap on that icon. As you tap on that icon you will get to see your profile and you will also be able to see lot more details about yourself.
But you will again need to ignore these thing. In the same screen you will get to see two options that are Settings and Edit Info. Now you will just need to tap on the first option.
As you tap on that option you will get to see a new screen with lots of setting options. But you will just need focus on the Tinder Gold button. You will need to search for the Tinder Gold button.
You will get to see the “Tinder Gold” button on the top of the screen. Now you will just need to click on that button. As you click on that button you will get to see a panel pop up.
In that panel it will provide you’re there different subscription packages. Which we have explained above in this article.
Among these three subscription packages you will just need to select one. Once you select one subscription package now you will just need to tap on the “Continue” button.
After you click on the “Continue” button. It will again show you a pop up with the list of your debit card or credit card. Now you will just need to choose anyone of your card to pay for the subscription you selected.
Once you pay for the subscription then you will be upgraded from the Tinder to Tinder Gold. After this you will be able to enjoy all the extra feature of tinder gold that is mentioned above.

These are the steps that will help you to upgrade from the Tinder to Tinder gold. Once you are upgraded you will be able to use all the additional features that comes with the Tinder Gold.

Funny Tinder Bios

Some of the Funny Tinder Bios

When you say “Jump1”, I’ll say “How High?” and when you say “3 feet”, I’ll reply with “That’s too high…. I only have a 34 inch vertical”… So really what I’m saying is I hope you’re willing to settle for 2 inches less than you expected.
The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.
My third photo is me wearing 21 shirts and I also do anal.
I like long walks on the bench with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
tbh I just want to get some free chipotle out of this
My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can get. Also I will cut you.
I have my Ph.D. in Snuggleology. Swipe right if you are indeed ready for this jelly.
I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine
On a first date I will carve our initials in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.
The C and the L are silent.
damn boy u must be my GPA because I know I could do better I’m just too lazy to actually try.
Just a normal down to earth girl who is up for a laugh and loves to watch pregnant porn frequently.
I’m the good thing small packages come in.
Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me, but for my wife is she shows up. And she’s a drinker.
She isn’t guaranteed after that. If I’m interested. I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately.
I dislike women who aren’t shallow.
A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
I’m 6 foot and 4 inches. Those are 2 measurements.
This is pretty much what I look like having sex.

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