Tinder is an online dating application. This app is very popular as social media and as well as online dating app. This app is used all over the world to find perfect or potential match. The main service of the Tinder App is to provide any individual a platform for online dating and to find the potential match or perfect match. Every people on earth are different from each other. So in Tinder some people keep their bio or profile funny so that they could attract other Tinder user and find the perfect match with in them. So here are some Funny Tinder Bios.
Some of the Funny Tinder Bios
- When you say “Jump1”, I’ll say “How High?” and when you say “3 feet”, I’ll reply with “That’s too high…. I only have a 34 inch vertical”… So really what I’m saying is I hope you’re willing to settle for 2 inches less than you expected.
- The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think.
- My third photo is me wearing 21 shirts and I also do anal.
- I like long walks on the bench with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy’s parking lot.
- tbh I just want to get some free chipotle out of this
- My nickname is Gillette because I’m the best a man can get. Also I will cut you.
- I have my Ph.D. in Snuggleology. Swipe right if you are indeed ready for this jelly.
- I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine
- On a first date I will carve our initials in a tree. It’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.
- The C and the L are silent.
- damn boy u must be my GPA because I know I could do better I’m just too lazy to actually try.
- Just a normal down to earth girl who is up for a laugh and loves to watch pregnant porn frequently.
- I’m the good thing small packages come in.
- Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you’re paying. Not just for me, but for my wife is she shows up. And she’s a drinker.
She isn’t guaranteed after that. If I’m interested. I’ll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately.
I dislike women who aren’t shallow.
A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
I’m 6 foot and 4 inches. Those are 2 measurements.
- This is pretty much what I look like having sex.